A Fresh Approach

The other day I was at a networking event where I had a small sponsorship. When thinking of what to do or say with the couple minutes alloted to me I decided to step outside the proverbial box and offer a glimpse into coaching from a more humorous perspective. Well, below is the result of my whim. Just a little coaching humor all laced in truth, of course. Enjoy!
That Kip-the-Coach, that Kip-the-Coach, I do not like that Kip-the-Coach!
Do you like a fresh approach?
I do not like a fresh approach; I do not like it, Kip-the-Coach!
Would you like it on the phone, to do your coaching from work or home?
I would not like it on the phone, to do the coaching from work OR home.
I do not like a fresh approach. I do not like it, Kip-the-Coach.
Would you like to make more dough, and make your business really go?
I do not want to make more dough, or make my business really go.
I would not like it on the phone, to do my coaching from work or home.
You say it is a fresh approach, but I do not like it, Kip-the-Coach.
Would you like to balance your life, spend more time with your kids and wife?
I do not need to balance my life, nor spend more time with my kids and wife.
I don’t need any more dough; my business doesn’t need any more go.
I would not like it on the phone. I don’t want coaching from work or home.
And I do not need a fresh approach. I would not like it, Kip-the-Coach.
Would you like to account, for the things you do, and the amount?
I certainly DON’T want to account for the things I do, NOR the amount!
Would you like one you can trust to help you reach your goals or bust?
I do not think that I can trust, that I will reach my goals or bust.
Would you like it every week, stretching for the success you seek?
I would not like it every week, stretching for the success I seek.
I do not think that I can trust, that I will reach my goals or bust.
I refuse to account, for the things I do, and the amount.
I do not need to balance my life, to spend more time with kids and wife.
I don’t think I’ll make more dough, and see my business really go.
I would not like it on the phone, being coached at work or home.
I can’t stand a fresh approach. I do not like it, Kip-the-Coach.
You would not like it, so you say. Try it and you may.
Try it, try it, and you may.
Try it and you may I say.
Kip, if you will let me be, I will try it and you will see.
Say, I like this fresh approach!
I do! I like it Kip-the-Coach!
And I would like it every week; stretching for the success I seek.
And I’m so glad that I can trust, and I know I’ll reach my goals or bust.
And I am happy to account, for the things I do, AND the amount.
It feels so great to balance my life, spending quality time with kids AND wife.
And I am making serious dough; Man! Look at my business go.
And I really like it on the phone, coaching with you from work AND home.
And I do so like this fresh approach.
Thank you! Thank you, Kip-the-Coach!
To Your Success!
Kip Kint, Success Coach & President, Mission Ignition